Things your child said Vol. 1

I am a preschool teacher. I love love love my job. I usually come home and collapse on my bed... until realize have a gazillion things to do to prepare for the following day... but my kids are my best friends and the things they say absolutely kill me.

Michael: Miss Melanie, where do kids come from?

Me (thinking) Seriously?? Am I in a movie?? Why? WHHHYYYY?? - Umm, where do YOU think they come from Michael?

Alex- I know! I know! (I am relieved at this point) They come from God!!

Me: Adorable.

Michael: But how do they get in my mommy's stomach?

Alex- He puts them there

Deaglan: And when it's time they fall out

My jaw has dropped by now but I can't seem to stop this conversation

Hudson- Yeah, but sometimes they don't fall out so you have to cut them out and then they are all BLOODY!!!

Alex: Yeah, ya know you sometimes have to use Laughing gas cause having a baby hurts

SCHREEEEEEECH... I put a stop to this conversation and instruct Michael to go to his mother for more information. I start reading a book. Michael asks why I can't stop laughing from behind the book...